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Please read this in full before
purchasing the Cancun User's Guide.
 

Why buy a cow
when milk is free?

Because there is no such thing as a free lunch.

When you get to Cancun, the free information is everywhere. You'll receive full color magazines, maps, really great guides, on the plane coming here and in the airport as you leave the baggage area.

A lot of it is useful -- but almost everything you read is there because someone wants to influence your decisions. Very little you get for free is independent and unbiased.

All of this is paid for by advertisers. Even the editorial content is usually paid for if it includes reviews or recommendations. The publishers pay stiff fees to the airport for the right to hand you this propaganda.

You'll also meet many folks who are friendly and helpful and eager to offer advice about where to eat and what to do. They give you promotional cards for discounts and free gifts. If you examine the cards, you'll find names or identification codes -- to make sure they receive their commissions for steering you to their clients.

When a taxi driver takes you to a restaurant, he usually gets a cash commission on the spot. Even the concierges in the hotels get commissions, gifts, free meals and other considerations for their recommendations.

One of our closest friends in Cancun owns a very popular restaurant. One night, his car was in the shop and he had to take a taxi to his restaurant. The driver tried to convince him to go to another restaurant that was supposedly better!

The Cancun User's Guide makes money
by selling information, not favors.

We are not part of the Cancun propaganda system. Everything you read in the Cancun User's Guide is there to help you make the right decisions. Our best recommendation came from the manager of stores in Cancun's largest and most successful time share operation, who said:

"I'm not going to stock your book!"

"YOU'RE TELLING PEOPLE TO GO TO MERCADO 28 to buy their fruits and vegetables," he said after reading the Cancun User's Guide. "That's where I buy my produce. They almost give it away free there!"

That's the Cancun information delivery system in a nutshell. How many sales would this guy actually lose if a few book buyers bought a couple of bucks worth of bananas at Mercado 28? Now extend that kind of thinking to restaurants, tours and all the other attractions. Free information can get pretty expensive, can't it?

We think that says it all. Buy our book now and get the full benefit of our wisdom!

"That's enough, Jules," Anita interjects. "Try to keep it believable."

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CANCUN USER'S GUIDE
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Words to live by.